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8th Ed. Forum Quotes Worth Quoting

Discussion in 'Lizardmen & Saurian Ancients Discussion' started by IronJaw, Aug 27, 2013.

  1. IronJaw
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    Here's a single place to put quotes that are just funny enough to be logged.

    Some standards:

    Keep it clean please.

    Bob's Musings are too funny to be quoted in whole (Not to mention they are mostly pictures).

    Link to original page is appreciated.

    Context must be given if it pertains to keeping the quote funny/relevant.

    If the quote is in a block of text (That's important to the relevance), highlight it in some way.

    To start out:

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    Divided We Fall, a Skink's Quest, Part 1-3 of Five


    On Tactical uses for 8th edition Lord Kroak:

     
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    Yay I'm famous! :D
     
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    My fiction has a fan, huzzah!

    Apart from the prodigious works of Spawning of Bob, I'd say the best place to find humor in the forums is the battle report section. This particular battle report is filled with so many funny jokes, it was hard for me to pick just one joke for the forum. After some deliberation I chose the line I thought was the winner.


    Origin: 2400 pts VS Empire
     
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    Origin: Skroxigor are terrible

    http://www.lustria-online.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=12758




    *Edited chronologically for clarity*
     
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    Terradons

     
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    Who could forget:


    This from the funniest thread ever to grace Lustria-online. The Couatl, page 5. I would quote the whole thread if I could. http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/couatl.11005/
     
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    I still think the Stegadon Doom-Pulperizer would have been beyond awesome. Too bad GW doesn't agree. :(
     
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    Origin: Slann with Becalming and No Dispel Scroll

    I found it funny too. I imagine a Skink Chief saying to 30 Saurus Warriors, "I got this guys!"
     
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    Origin: Ripperdactyl Psychological Warfare

    This is truly too awesome for words...
     
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    This from Zagreekie's "Greek Themed Lizardmen, page 16! http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/greek-themed-lizardmen-dual-carno-gen-and-bsb-update.10481/

    Ba boom ching!





    It's not fair when people have so much talent.
     
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    I know that the Danes are easy marks and that English is not everyone's first language, but...
    Bay91, I'm sure you meant "talk dirty"

    The 'wink' icon makes it all fine....unless your girlfriend finds out. (from Building up an army Aug 9th, 2014)
     
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    Quote from Kroxigor Question
    Plan B stinks.
     
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    Not sure about the English word, but skunk is a Danish word for marihuana :p
     
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    Skunks are pesky little critters that I would NOT want to be behind. Ever!
     

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