Here's a single place to put quotes that are just funny enough to be logged. Some standards: Keep it clean please. Bob's Musings are too funny to be quoted in whole (Not to mention they are mostly pictures). Link to original page is appreciated. Context must be given if it pertains to keeping the quote funny/relevant. If the quote is in a block of text (That's important to the relevance), highlight it in some way. To start out: _____________________________________________________________________________ Divided We Fall, a Skink's Quest, Part 1-3 of Five On Tactical uses for 8th edition Lord Kroak:
My fiction has a fan, huzzah! Apart from the prodigious works of Spawning of Bob, I'd say the best place to find humor in the forums is the battle report section. This particular battle report is filled with so many funny jokes, it was hard for me to pick just one joke for the forum. After some deliberation I chose the line I thought was the winner. Origin: 2400 pts VS Empire
Origin: Skroxigor are terrible http://www.lustria-online.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=12758 *Edited chronologically for clarity*
Who could forget: This from the funniest thread ever to grace Lustria-online. The Couatl, page 5. I would quote the whole thread if I could. http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/couatl.11005/
Once again, Lizardmen pi...tinkle... on the enemy! From: http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/heavens-more-passive-play.12964/ Edit "Keep it clean please." - spoilsport
Origin: Slann with Becalming and No Dispel Scroll I found it funny too. I imagine a Skink Chief saying to 30 Saurus Warriors, "I got this guys!"
This from Zagreekie's "Greek Themed Lizardmen, page 16! http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/greek-themed-lizardmen-dual-carno-gen-and-bsb-update.10481/ Ba boom ching! It's not fair when people have so much talent.
I know that the Danes are easy marks and that English is not everyone's first language, but... Bay91, I'm sure you meant "talk dirty" The 'wink' icon makes it all fine....unless your girlfriend finds out. (from Building up an army Aug 9th, 2014)