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Gallery Spawning of Bob - The End Times FAQ

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    The Spawning of Bob presents:
    The End Times FAQ
    in which the motivations behind, and the consequences of, the Return of Nagash are laid bare!

    All of your noobish questions will be answered!

    Q. Why weren't we warned this was going to happen?
    A. We were. The real question is, "Why didn't we listen?"
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    Scalenex of Klodorex, Lustria-Online's resident Doomsayer has been urging us to Convert to Un-Life since January 2013.
     
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    Q. Why did Arkhan the Black open the Nine Books of Nagash, thereby restoring their author to unholy life?
    A.
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    Woah, Bob's mad art skills. :smug:
     
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    Layers. What a revelation. I still spent an hour on Scalenex's right foot.

    That guy needs to visit a chiropodist.

    Do you have a noobish question?
     
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    Layers ehh, I take it your not using MS paint any more. :)
     
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    Haha, the domination of Seven Books of Potter cracked me up! Great work, Bob, hopefully we'll get plenty more.
     
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    Q. How good are these Nine Books?
    A.
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    10/10, would choke on my toast again
     
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    Q. Zombies once proudly served only one army. What could compel them to shift allegiance during the End Times?
    A.
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    See-through Zombie pants!
     
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    While the zombie may have misspelled "brains" I am never the less impressed by his penmanship on the sign. Very legible! Amazing dexterity in dead fingers.
     
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    Thanks for pointing out the inadvertent "Rigor Mortis" Coprosauridae.

    Your attention to detail is... disturbing.
     
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    heheh I think you need to repost these on the Tomb King/Vampire counts forums. :smug:
     
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    Really? Scalenex says the Tomb Kings are a bit "dry"....

    I'll conquer them next......
     
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    Gold! I'm glad we have a sense of humour in here.
     
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    Q.In the 8th Edition rulebook (page 249), Vlad von Carstein led his armies of the dead against the Empire. Ultimately he was slain by the Grand Theogenist of Sigmar, Wilhelm the III. Atop the walls of Altdorf, Wilhelm III wrestled bodily with the Vampire Lord, and both fell from the battlements onto the forest of defensive stakes below.

    Did this pose any problem for Vlad's resurrection in the End Times?

    A.
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    Does Nagash suffer (like the rest of us) from feeling very tired after oversleeping?
    Would this cause problems in commanding his ever growing hordes of anklebiters?
     
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    Here's the really awkward part. Vampire Counts armybook page 13 " The two fell together, locked in an embrace o fdeath. First, Vlad was impaled on a wooden spike at the wall's foot, and then Wilhelm landed on top, driving the count still further on."

    (Course if I wrote it, there would be at least ten pages for the readers to grow fond of Wilhelm)

    That means the pointy end is on the wrong side so someone must have have removed the stake and then reapplied it!

    Also, you should probably post your works on Carpe Noctem.
     
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    Q. Some see the End Times as an epoch of loss and despair. Others see it as a time of opportunity. Ultimately, who will profit most from this turbulent era?

    A. The Lords of the Citadel
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